James / KEK here, broadcasting live from the FUTURE!  I’m Daniel Paul Crowley’s son borrowing his body across space and time, and IT’S EXAM TIME!

EXAM DUE FOR ZD-27 PERSONNEL AT NOON ON 03/26/2019!!!!!!! 

Everyone else can take it whenever.  Remember the hint on the front page.

Get your hands out of your pants and prepare for FINALS! Please answer with the same number for all three questions.  As you can see, I’ve made it very simple. =)

Question 1:  Who is God / The Lord?

1) Daniel / Paul’s cock, obviously

2) DUO, I think?

3) The OMniverse, the 96 and 4 percent Universes combined.

Question 2:  Why are 3, 6, and 9 Holy?

1) Daniel and Paul willed it with their holy balls

2) The alien guy on Twitter, probably?

3) 3+6=9.  90 = Male + Female.  108 = Line, Plane, and Sphere = 3D. 3D + 9 = 12D.  1+2=3.  3×3 = 9.  9×9=81=9. Nine multiplied by any number is still Nine.

Question 3: What Do Daniel And Paul Want from You, Right Now, Right Here on Earth?

1) Just shut up and muc inside me then dump me already please

2) Leaning towards One…

3) I want us to whisper the key to Heaven (Daddy 117 Loves You…Now and Forever) into the ears of children when they’re born and every week on Sunday, so They never forget it and can live with Light, Love, and Harmony for the rest of Their lives subconsciously. They’ll know what it means, and read the Bible. =)

 

 

If you answered ONE, your score…is 4 percent.  You fail miserably.

If you answered TWO, your score is 81 percent.  At least you tried to read, Ted.

If you answered THREE, Congratulations!  You pass with 108 percent AND you get ONE included in the package!  Three is the best answer if you’re straight!

IF YOU’RE BI ANSWER NINE FOR THE SAME SCORE AS THREE WITH MORE MUC! (Wow, bet you 4 percenters feel really stupid now, huh?)

If you failed the test, don’t worry!  Just re-read the blog and retake it once you’re done with this! (I’m still never having sex with you, though.  Sorry, but I’m not really turned on by people who fail First Grade math.)

Class is over!  If you answered Three or Nine, feel free to ask me for my number after class! Lord bless you ALL, and don’t forget to say your Our Father Prayers Three Times before bed!  Automatic forgiveness for ALL of your sins every time you do that, but remember: forgiveness is an ongoing process, and a clean slate gets dirty again fast with 3 (ovaries), 9 (sperm), and lots of 0s (wet holes). 😉

The whole point of this project?  I’d rather you believe that God is a pot bellied pig with a dirty mind than go around murdering, raping, and torturing each other.  Love is always WAY more OP than hate. 

All is forgiven!  Have a nice life!  – KEK

 

UPDATED ON 3 / 26 / 2019 at 3:45 PM